Top Ten Things To Remember When Dealing With Pixies

Think pixies are like Tinkerbell? You think wrong.

1. Pixies do not hang out with Peter Pan.
2. Pixies do not sleep in glass jars.
3. Similarly, they do not carry magic wands.
4. They hate iron and steel.
5. They will call your name and try to get you lost in the woods.
6. They are great fighters, using claws and teeth.
7. They can look like humans. They are not human.
8. Some may go to your school or work with you. We have no idea.
9. They have needs.
10. Never let one kiss you. Ever.